Some things I’ve learned from TV

• Cars and trucks that crash almost always burst into flames.
  
• When you wake up from a nightmare, you will always sit bolt upright, in a sweat, and breath heavy.
  
• Creepy music coming from a graveyard always mandates investigation
• When you are outnumbered in a martial arts fight – your enemies will always wait patiently to attack you one by one (waiting for you to knock out their predecessor of course)
• Having a job of any sort will cause all fathers to forget their son’s/daughter’s birthday.
• All bombs have very large, red LED display so you know exactly when they will go off
• When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other
  

Thank's Tom for all input's